Funny bunch

 1, my CPU is my soldering a capacitor with a capacitance up! Big mound hh ah ha ha ha!
2, upstairs is very powerful, have mercy on me yesterday, spent a night with a knife in my work before cut a hard drive * for the system, I would like them to learn ah!
3, Blow, eating beef is not taxed hh Yesterday, I put my old television sets that house torn down, rigged into GF4Ti4800 a graphics card, make a hh
4, is this what I just ate apple edge Internet, suddenly crashed and reset the found * for the system to become a MAC OS.
5, yesterday nothing to do, tired of watching their monitors, stuffing a piece of broken glass, and a few strawboard, also removed a radio, assembled LCD monitor, make do with a.
6, I just had my 56K Cat overclocking as a result, I online, my cell phone all in all that a busy.
7, I say old stuff, point, that was my first at university, we all use the 286, the display is a single significantly, the poor hard drive even less. I had one wish, that was not feasible, then demolished a color TV mounted on the display screen, color display a single significant change. Even the hard disk was too small, so the recovery of the one thousand five inches floppy disks, all of the core inside out, stuck together, so more than a 1G hard drive came out.
8, I'm poor and can not afford a computer, can now only get the 5 bucks calculator into the computer online. drawback is that the screen is small, but the original is a solar calculator, and I retained this function. Qionga, will it.
9, you really strongman ah. I just added a TV remote control When the new mobile phone with Camera make do with.
10 posts is too great here, almost crash every time you open. It seems memory. Although memory is cheap, but I Qionga, it's only 128M. I pondered for a long time, found a good way, I inserted the memory, in turn, hey. beep is heard through the self-test, the memory of friends into a 821M.
11, I finally caught a mouse today, get him into the chip into a mouse.
12, with M $ PAINT last night drew a graph Sadako before she unfinished crawl out from the display
1, I use my CPU is a capacitance of a capacitor welding up! Big mound hh ah ha ha ha!
2, upstairs is very powerful, yesterday I spent a miserable evening was spent only on my hard drive with a knife cut a * for the system I would like them to learn ah!
3, Blow, do not pay taxes hh eat beef to me yesterday that my old TV sets removed, rigged up a GF4Ti4800 into the graphics card, make a hh < br> 4, is this what, I was eating apples edge Internet, suddenly crashed and reset the found * for the system to become a MAC OS.
5, yesterday, nothing to do, to watch their display trouble, stuffing a piece of broken glass, and a few strawboard, also removed a radio, assembled LCD monitor, make do with a.
6, I just had my 56K cat overclocking as a result, I online , my cell phone all in all that a busy.
7, I say old stuff, point, that was my first at university, we all use the 286, the display is monochrome, the hard disk is even more pitiful little . I had one wish, that was not feasible, then demolished a color TV mounted on the display screen, color display a single significant change. Even the hard disk was too small, so the recovery of the one thousand five inches floppy disk, all of the core inside out , stuck together, so more than a 1G hard drive came out.
8, I'm poor and can not afford a computer, can now only get the 5 dollars to buy the calculator into the computer online. drawback is the small screen , but the original calculator is solar energy, I kept this feature. Qionga, will it.
9, you really strongman ah. I just added a television remote control when the new phones make do with a webcam was used.
10 posts is too great here, almost crash every time you open. It seems memory. Although memory is cheap, but I Qionga also only 128M. I pondering for a long time, found a good way I inserted the memory, in turn, hey. beep is heard through the self-test, the memory of friends into a 821M.
11, I finally caught a mouse today, get him into the chip into a mouse.
12, with M $ PAINT last night drew a graph Sadako before she unfinished crawl out from the display
sailing warship at sea. One night, a sailor suddenly discovered that the distance a little light, he immediately reported to the captain: Call: > Captain: uncle to help the user out of a ruthless boss of foul smells on mobile toilets, toilet uncle to help customers keep out a foul smells visit
hard this morning, moving out of a sudden feeling of officials within the pig Coulee acute and had to find public toilets.
; do? the eyes.
Pig Coulee out ten dollars.
? If you fifty times one stool, the stool can give you a discount and then thirty times. Finally, a bit cool for a long time after the pit out.
charge of 6 cents. In addition, you squat in there pm zero one second, one minute charge per minute at 5 hair, followed by four gross billing per minute. less than one minute by one minute billing. In addition, as excretion takes your sewer our bandwidth, so please pay your monthly fee by 50 other parks. Finally, you can see through the hole into the toilet of others, please come show costs a dollar to pay. Mr. Force has to stay there.
So, mister President, we here do not card, you have to pay a total of 59.4 cents, if fails to pay, the cost per thousand dollars per day late fee, we do not notice to accumulate to thousands of calls we will be through legal means.
within the outer suddenly felt anxious, but to find public toilets.
What must now pay ah? said
immediately pay out. When you are in there did not say do not choose to play music, so a charge of 6 cents. In addition you squat pm zero in there second, one minute charge per minute at 5 hair, hair back four per minute billing. less than a minute by minute billing. In addition, as your excretion occupied bandwidth of our sewers, so please pay your monthly fee by 50 other parks. Finally, you can see through the hole into the toilet of others, Please come show costs 1 dollar to pay. thousandths of the costs incurred late fees, we do not notice, to accumulate to thousands of calls we will be through legal means.
years.
so laugh so laugh 1860 1860 Call Miss Call Miss
nothing a few buddies dorm child lonely days, bored the first slugger Cao oldest quarters do not know where the inspiration off by disclosing that they have to Ge Jige recount to the Chinese famous artificial Desk China Mobile 1860 phone, no matter what the means, not allowed to say bad words, have amused the desk lady, who should amuse you for a meal partner, and I is a scholar, playing not utter words, the content can only call them summary written for all products of the smile, smiling, to you.
first contest: TSO boss VS3323 number operator (TSO boss ** a Northeast accent)
Hello, what do you need help? female attendant a gentle standard Mandarin.
Hey! Hey!
Hello!
Hello, operator? Yes, my phone please?
is What is your business need advice? Mr.
I said money does not hit you this number?
your consulting business as we are free, do not charge you any fees!
Oh, not money! it Good! I am a Northeast, ran out trading, you know!
President would you need advice you have any business?
have, ah, of course! I want to go online ah! the Internet do not you think I can!
it depends on your mobile phone support does not support online functionality!
support certainly support, is it my cell phone to your ah, 40 chord, the color screen to be able to sing or that it supports what
Internet access is WAP or GPRS it does?
G (total) P (Pi) R (Na) S (is the wire) is the clitoris?
(there was silence, the operator is to be depressed and helpless , here is cover the brothers hold in the face of the belly laugh red)
Hey! Waiter! Hello!
President it is a Internet access, without it you can not access, not the G (total) P ( Pi) R (Na) S (is the wire) is a GPRS!
GPR (Na) S (is the wire) do?
RS
GPR (Na) S (is the wire)
R
R (Na), Miss do not correct the child's cry, I read the Na from the school. You see me support the Han function ah?
sir, I do not know, because I do not know what your phone, you can go to the business hall for what, to that our staff will give you opened, bring your own ID card
Sha! off to have to go there, I go there to meet you?
Sir, we here only Desk, not possible!
then I have to spend 6 dollars to that fare miles, could you tell me the Internet can Gansha?
You can then open Internet access to download ringtones pictures, you can also play games!
What?! can play the game!
on!
that can play CS (is the wire) does not?
(the other was another silence, it is estimated operator is laughing, but did not hear the sound, failed hh )
not! Do you have other business you need advice?
there!
please tell!
I just want to ask ye online!
(the other party hangs up, the attendant did not hear the laughter the sound of battle ended in failure)
second contest: Three VS1127 Venerable Dong number operator (** a youngest child to understand accent)
Hello, What is your business need help!
Hello, sister!
Hello, you have something you need help!
sister, I send messages I want to!
how the texting?
I'm not fat!
you can make your MM teach you sent my father ah!
not Well, I want my sister to help me! my next class is to give my hair that the girl can not let M know my dad, my sister can not tell them ah!
(the other is silent, like a laughing)
sister you ignore me?
children we can not help you because we are just consulting business!
that you can not teach me ah! < br> Pinyin do you?
large class just yesterday, we will learn ao ehh I'll read it, I will read you see my sister.
(the other party was a burst of silence, and then hang up, the second continues to fail end)
third contest: �ϰ� VS1021 number operator Wei (Wei just getting to pick up a boss is a male attendant, gas halo, direct hook, called the post-1021, finally, a woman speak. �ϰ�a pure local dialect of Hebei, did not say Mandarin)
Hello, what you need help?
Why, hello? listen to understand I do not speak?
President for the!
I just do not understand that that reduction (say), then miles!
can now, what business you need to consult ah!
Anzhe IV (a) standards, then do not?
President (a little laugh operator meaning, a little breath air), so I can hear you, please say you want to consult business okay?
you shrink (say) to four (a) standard then? I heard weeks (this) uncomfortable! Anjiu d like to ask, ah, go touch the SMS package is (how) back to the four (things) ah!
SMS text messages after the packages you monthly for a business!
not four to a package ah?
not! (emitting the gas attendant said with a smile) is not!
Oh, no leaving for places four to a package ah?
not!
they shrink (say) SMS text messaging package package Hair message to a packet miles!
not!
I pondered it for a packet miles Anzhe about holiday blanket, I pack a bag is not enough to give me wondering miles!
not!
go touch it (how) a monthly law!
what you need for this look, if you are not to do it, it does not matter, it is not to bag!
Oh, no four-ah!
Do you have other Business need to consult you?
there, Anzhe four dynamic site to cards, I listen to the chassis I land, I can not access!
that depends on your phone support is not! there is no GPRS function?
I do not know ah!
that you look at your phone manual!
I did this, there is no reduction (that) were the Soviet Union (Book) ah! Anzhe IV (a) four hands to pull cell phone, buy land the old way.
that you can go through what our business lobby, the owner bring your ID!
Oh, have to go there, ah, Mother hey! from Anzhe miles all the way, I can not go miles , Anzhe IV (a) village children! to four on the net, money does not?
you to open this business is not the money, you download the stuff inside is safe if the number of traffic charges, 1KB3 cents!
KB Four Well stuff ah?
This is a noun, something representative of how much you download!
Oh, Anhai four do not know! that Anhai four not open blanket!
does not matter! What you have What type of business you need advice?
there, the phone card thing thing ah four? four prior to the first mobile phone ah still have to card four-ah?
(while the other hit the keyboard sounds clever, and issued no choice but to laugh sound)
this issue is not within the scope of our services!
Oh, not the scope of sub (s) in ah! said that they told I Anzhe phone has Bluetooth IV (d) take the touch (how) back to the four ( matter) do?
your cell phone comes with its own Bluetooth is a feature that can transmit information!
Oh, I see point blanket, and green teeth do not!
Oh, no, sir, you are if there is no other Please hang up the business, we only allow 10 minutes of talk time, and now is 9 minutes and 18 seconds, if you are do not understand, you will continue to call for a!
Oh, that trouble you, Miss, ah, goodbye! you smile it's sweet ah! (hangs up) nothing a few buddies dorm child lonely days, bored the first slugger Cao quarters do not know where the boss off by disclosing the inspiration, to Ge Jige recount, said the Chinese famous labor services of China Mobile Communications 1860 Taiwan calls, no matter what the means, not allowed to say bad words, have amused the desk lady, who should amuse you for a meal partner, and I is a scholar, playing no more than taking only the contents of the summary of their written call for all products of the smile, smiling, to you.
first contest: TSO boss VS3323 number operator (TSO boss ** a Northeast accent)
Hello, what you need help? female attendant a gentle standard Mandarin.
Hey! Hey!
Hello!
Hello, operator? Yes, my phone please?
is what your business needs advice?
I said, Mr. This phone does not hit you for money?
your consulting business as we are free, do not charge you any fees!
Oh, do not money! it good! I am a Northeast, ran out trading know not!
President would you need advice you have any business?
have, ah, of course! I want to go online ah! the Internet do not you think I can!
it depends on your mobile phone support does not support Internet functionality!
support certainly support, is it my cell phone to your ah, 40 chord, the color can sing or what to
that it supports WAP or Internet access it is GPRS do?
G (total) P (Pi) R (Na) S (is the wire) is the clitoris?
(there was silence, like a helpless operator is depressed, here are brothers cover the belly laughs that hold in the face red)
Hey! Waiter! Hello!
President it is a Internet access, without it you can not access, not the G (total) P (Pi) R (Na) S (is the wire) is GPRS !
GPR (Na) S (is the wire) do?
RS
GPR (Na) S (is the wire)
R
R (Na), Miss do not correct the child's cry, I'm from the school Na to read. Do you think I support the Han function ah this?
sir, I do not know, because I do not know what your phone, you can go to the operating room for what, to that our staff will give you the opening , and bring your own ID card
Sha! off to have to go there, I go there to meet you?
Sir, we here only desk, not allowed!
then I have to go there 6 miles to spend money fares, could you tell me the Internet can Gansha?
you to open Internet access can download the ringtone after pictures, you can also play games!
what?! can play the game!
on !
that can play CS (is the wire) does not?
(the other was another silence, it is estimated operator is laughing, but did not hear the sound, failure hh)
not! Do you have other business needs contact you?
there!
please tell!
I just want to ask ye online!
(the other party hangs up, the attendant did not hear the laughter, battle ended in failure)
second contest: Three VS1127 Venerable Dong number operator (** a youngest child to understand accent)
Hello, What is your business need help!
Hello, sister!
Hello, you have something you need to Help!
sister, I send messages I want to!
how the texting?
I'm not fat!
you can let your father teach you made MM ah!
not Well, I want my sister to help me! my next class is to give my hair that the girl can not let M know my dad, my sister can not tell them ah!
(the other is silent, like a laughing)
sister you ignore me?
children we can not help you because we are just consulting business!
that you can not teach me ah!
Pinyin you do?
Council yesterday we Taipan's just learning the ao ehh I'll read it, I will read you see my sister.
(the other party was a burst of silence, and then hang up, the second continues to fail)
third contest: Wei �ϰ�VS1021 number operator (Wei just getting to pick up a boss is a male attendant, gas halo, direct hook, called the post-1021, finally, a woman speak. �ϰ� a Hebei native local dialect, did not say Mandarin)
Hello, what do you need help?
Why, hello? listen to understand I do not speak?
President for the!
I just do not understand that that reduction (say), then miles !
can now, what business you need to consult ah!
Anzhe IV (a) standards, then do not?
President (meaning the attendant a little laugh, a little breath air), so I can listen to your clear, please say you want to consult business okay?
you shrink (say) to four (a) standard then? I heard weeks (this) awkward! Anjiu d like to ask ah, the SMS package is gone touch (how) back to the four (things) ah!
SMS text messages after the packages you monthly for a business!
not four to a package ah?
not! (operator of the gas emitted a smile say) is not!
Oh, no leaving for places four to a package ah?
not!
they shrink (say) SMS text messaging package package send messages to a packet miles!
not!
I pondered it for a packet miles Anzhe about to leave blanket, I pack a bag is not enough to give me wondering miles!
not!
go touch it (how) a monthly law!
this does your need to apply for, do you handle it if it is not, it does not matter, it is not to bag!
Oh, no four-ah!
other business would you need to consult you?
there, Anzhe four dynamic site to cards, I listen to the chassis I land, I can not access!
that depends on your phone support is not! there is no GPRS function?
I do not know ah!
that you look at your phone manual!
I did this, there is no reduction (that) were the Soviet Union (Book) ah! Anzhe IV (a) four hands to pull phone, to buy land the old way.
that you can apply to our business hall look, bring your ID card the owner!
Oh, have to go there, ah, Mother hey! all the way from Anzhe miles, I can not go miles Anzhe IV (a) village children! to four money is not on the Net?
you to open this business is not the money, you download the stuff inside is safe if the number of traffic charges, 1KB3 cents!
KB Four Well stuff ah?
This is the term represents how much you download something!
Oh, Anhai four do not know! that Anhai four not open blanket!
does not matter! I ask what your business needs contact you?
there, the phone Card Four Well stuff ah? four prior to the first mobile phone ah also have to card four-ah?
(while the other hit the keyboard sounds clever, and issued helpless laughter)
this issue is not within the scope of our services !
Well, not within the scope son (s) in ah! said that they told I Anzhe phone has Bluetooth IV (d) take the touch (how) back to the four (things) do?
Bluetooth from your mobile phone itself with a function, it can transmit information!
Oh, I see point blanket, and green teeth do not!
Oh, no, sir, you are if there is no other business you hang up, we only allow 10 minutes of talk time, It is 9 minutes and 18 seconds, if you are do not understand, you will continue to call for a!
Oh, that trouble you, Miss, ah, goodbye! your smile's sweet ah! (hook)
1. Gold Xiangyang Lu aerosol insecticide
city.
a mosquito flying Guo Polu in the face of bite, Guo Polu screamed: l father, a assassin. r
Guo Jing: ' Kanglongyouhui ', beat up face shot to Guo Polu.
Guo Polu clutching his face was swollen shoot:' Dad, assassin ran. '
' wanted to run? not so easy. ', Huang Rong took out a insecticide aerosol spray in the air and the mosquitoes start to fall.
Huang Rong:' Deer aerosol insecticide, effective non-toxic, pest rival, the family is a good helper. '< br> 2.
Wudang Mountain in the cover lid.
Zhang Wuji several divisions usually bullied bullied his brother again. I saw a few feitui Zhang Wuji jump kick them all.
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3. Red Bull
Medicine King Valley.
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Azi: out, we let the Road. then in the real estate broker in the. had been a box of Caramel cream.
tong lao: Dad, this is melatonin ah! gift, cried: Ren Yingying dystocia, all the heroes at a loss. We thought Ping-means. but at the moment in playing Ping-correction * drugs. Shaolin elders Founder of Music phone rang, he opened the phone: people-oriented. ; No child should ever use. Ya.
Maid: to lose you? common choice, and expel toxins, one easily. Chong, Ren Yingying is pull out all his secrets siege Swordsman, Swordsman getting tired, Linghu find out a flaw, resorted to a trick knife nine Tokgo sword, stabbing chest unassailable, the East is not defeat shocked and hurriedly resorted to a trick in the coat was torn down. Ren Yingying suddenly screaming: towering, handsome Tingbo. Swordsman suddenly become Enchanting, launch the Iraq lips: thump, hh prisoner screamed: l father, a assassin. r
Guo Jing: 'Kanglongyouhui', beat up face shot to Guo Polu.
Guo Polu clutching his face was swollen shoot: ' Davis, assassin ran. '
' wanted to run? not so easy. ', Huang Rong took out a insecticide aerosol spray in the air and the mosquitoes start to fall.
Huang Rong:' Deer insecticidal gas aerosols, effective non-toxic, pest rival, the family is a good helper. '
2.
Wudang Mountain in the cover lid.
Zhang Wuji several divisions usually bullied bullied his brother again. I saw Zhang Wuji Several feitui jump kick them all.
Zhou Zhiruo: the doctor, the doctor said I was not exactly in the typhoid fever, but osteoporosis, have calcium. Ever since I took the cover of Harbin Pharmaceutical Liu Chang cover, waist is not sour, back hurt, and, been sick , the walk is also strong and, and even went to my grandfather learned kung fu. * drugs. Hu Fei saw, walked over took her hoe and began to live. Chengling Su Hu Fei help wipe, and handed a cup of tea, singing: you a cup of tea hh Red Bull. Wang Yuyan, Menggu.
Azi: : hole fly. three beautiful women is simple, easily a pump, each connected to a real estate broker in the hidden weapon. had been a box of Caramel cream.
tong lao: , Caramel skin cream, twenty-year, next year eighteen. fireworks chaos ring. Guo Jing, Huang Rong island by boat to peach.
Huang Rong: Pharmacists hated the red tape you? Suddenly, trapped in the Peach Blossom Island, the old elf jumped out, grabbed a gift, cried: ;
6. Kuroki Nokia
career.
Ren Yingying dystocia, the public hero at a loss. We thought Ping-means. but at the moment in playing Ping-correction * drugs. Shaolin elders Founder of ; called Ping-means, Ping-that did not respond. Linghu with came in and took out his cell phone to call. Shi proudly said: take the antidote to the poison you. ..